"This new J-cup bra
is a little bit too small"
The Boss tells
|If you've read
the Lorna Morgan
interview in this magazine, you'll have this image of a
bra label (right) burned on to your retina. This
was the 32HH
bra Lorna was wearing when we worked with her back in January 2005.
She had every reason to
wear that size:
steady growth over the previous year was crowned by four
months of pregnancy, leaving that bra just a teensy-weensy
We've moved on since then.
Young Leo, a lad with quite an appetite, has done his best
to keep Lorna looking the way we like her to look.
FRV were lucky enough to be
the first to photograph Lorna after baby was born — and
now we've been even luckier enough to do it again.
All those letters
for cup sizes are just intended to confuse us. Everything
on where you buy your bras. You've got to try them on.
Lorna told us in September that she needed a
frankly preposterous bra size in the second half of the alphabet.
She's just as magnificent four months
later — and now she's squeezing herself into a 32J-cup.
Fans always seem to get
their knickers in a twist about cup sizes but the truth is that
there's no straight comparison between bras from different
makers. It's not worth getting in a lather about it.
But Lorna has
been faithful to the same Moroccan bra-maker for her old 32HH
and this new splendidly heavy-duty 32J, so we can guess that
she is now somewhat bigger than she was in those candid shots
from late 2004. And you can confirm that with just a single
She sounded shyly proud of
herself when she reported, "I've bought a new bra!"
It was just about the third thing she said after we'd said
hello. Tearing our eyes away from hers, we looked ... and were
"I don't want to buy a whole load of new bras,
just in case..."
|How about the
inches, then? Any pictures with tape measures? Well, for
starters, here's some video evidence from late-November 2004.
Just still frames here —
the trendy backlit video will be part of the first scene
in Boob Jobs 1 —
but the tape said 43" around the bust without a bra.
In the bending-over position, the figure went up to
45". That's firm.
along to September 2005, we can see that Leo's lunch has made
a world of difference. We're now looking at 44" plus. And if
you're not looking at it, there's something seriously
wrong with you. Remember, the tape is stretched across the
nipples and round the back, with the bust unsupported.
At a guess, if Lorna were to bend over, we'd get up to
48". That's four feet. And that's big.
This picture is one of a
series of 127 taken on the same day in the studio. They're
all yours to download when you become a Gold member of the
Flying Rabbits site. There's a link to sign up at
the foot of this page.
The picture below is one
of three more sets we've got lined up for you over the
coming weeks. That's in addition to lots of pics of Kerry
Marie, Leah-Jayne, Lisa Anne, Michelle
Monaghan and regular guests.
|We're almost bang up to
date. It's January 2006. The tape now says only
42½" but we're comparing apples with oranges, or
melons with pineapples. There's no bra under that pink
blouse and the tight blouse is holding them in.
As that latest bra of
Lorna's is a 32J, it ought to be a reasonable fit
for a 42" bust, but as she told us, "It is
a bit tight." But it fits, and it does its job, which
is all that matters at the end of the day. Or in the
middle of the day, at Leo's lunchtime. "I only bought
the one; I don't want to buy a whole load of new bras,
just in case I get smaller. Or bigger!"
But what are we banging on
about numbers and letters for? Lorna is not an algebraic
formula, she's an achingly lovely young woman who
just happens to be funny and frighteningly intelligent at
the same time. With huge boobies, of course.
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